A collection of ideas for your interest and for the benefit of my mental health.

20 November 2010

Catching up on the blawging.

Here's a blog post.  Pretty bored and twitter just will not do!

Well it's coming to the wintery time of year.  Another year alone.  Single life is good.  Cheaper this way.  Still there is that feeling of missing a companion which sucks but is inevitable at this time of the year.  Powerless to act mind you, it sucks because there appears to be a shortage of eligible females here despite them outnumbering me umpteen to one.  What a sticky situation.  Glad I'm not Ted Mosby right now he'd have a fit.  In the meantime I shall read the various 'help me with my (prospective) relationship' threads on Escapist which are somehow cathartic?  On the other hand something may present itself as soon as tomorrow but until then I shall bunker up in default mode.

I regret that Marshall, Ted and Barney never were 'what's up New York' as a trio of bachelors.  There were some good episodes to be had out of single Marshall.  I believe there should be more broings on.  Special brocasions.  Bro-choice rallies. 

Gonna have a rearrange of my movie reel right now.  Don't care when I have to get up.

24 August 2010

Err apparently this exists?

Well that's fun.  Totally forgot.  All my most exciting news is available in the twitter sidebar if that's visible.

27 July 2010


Wow well can't say I care about blogging much, I must piss off all my twitter followers well enough.

03 June 2010

Well I have read through my blog.

It was fascinating.  I am very satisfied with the quality of written communication.  I suggest you give it a read too.  Not sure about that mopey bit towards the middle.

17 May 2010

Hey look at that.

I'm not at school.

Mega pile of sheets here.  A year of school work.  Just been sorting out sheets.  Should get back to it really.  Meant to be collecting quotations for Dracula.  Might settle for pardoners tale since that is the topic of tomorrow's mega lovesexy revision session.

Reach beta is almost over, couldn't care less.  Bit bored of it.  ODST is my main Halo game right now.

Just listened to all of my Skindred.  It's so good.

Should probably say RIP Ronnie James Dio but didn't know you.  The one song I heard today was pretty rad though.  Rock on.

06 May 2010

Another late blog.


Reach is well good.

Iron Man 2 was coool, twice in two days, now got 4 different toys of Iron Man and 2 of War Machine, the AC/DC soundtrack and the arc reactor he makes in the new one.

Bit of an episode on Tuesday night, didn't know I was carrying that many mushrooms or that much liquid in my stomach but what are you gonna do.  Slept well!

Voted today, mega awesome.  Rock on Oakwood!

Found myself watching School of Rock the other day while I had lunch.  The legend of the rent was way hardcore!  And then I got a grip and did something entirely better.

On the subject of Jack Black, he collaborated with Mr Meat Loaf on his new album Hang Cool Teddy Bear and it's actually fantastic.  The song 'Love is not real' has got him, Steve Vai, Brian May AND Justin Hawkins.  It is most epic.

Exam season is less stressful than normal I am thinking.  Mocks are in general going well. My heart is with the IBs.  Shocking I know, I didn't know I had a heart either.

Quite excited by the pictures of Gears 3 coming out.  Looking cool.  Would like to play as Anya actually, always one of my more favourite characters.

Phil tweets...
sphilsmith http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/europe/8637673.stm this audio is of no usage whatsoever

He's right on! 

28 April 2010

No apologies.

Not even I care enough about this to apologise for not sticking to my 'once every five at least' rule.  Oh well.

DAMNIT no Iron Man 2 6 inch range in Asda.  I so want that MkVI armour! And also the War Machine if they look good enough.

That said IMAX Iron Man 2 on Friday!  Yippee.  Though reviews are mixed I'm sure its a movie I'll be viewing many times over the course of the next year.

Mock week is at an end, also can't be arsed with English any more. Need a good night's sleep which tomorrow's lie in should afford. 

Halo 3 fever lately, gotta get to 35 odd in SWAT soon.  MMMM.  But Reach Beta should prevent that from happening tooo quickly as its gonna KICK ASS.

19 April 2010

A little addition...

Fine tweaked my little twitter thingy over to the right  >>>

Enjoy it.

Until you're over meeeeeee

its actually a well good song.  Hadn't realised until last night at like midnight in bed after I managed to listen to the end of SMod 112.  My only real memory to do with it was when I got the It Won't Be Soon Before Long album and had to do my duty and send Med the bonus tracks, and I apologised for the title of Until You're Over Me because he had recently had a break up to do.  But it really is a kick arse song.  Shame I can't enjoy any live videos of it since I can't find any.

Gonna go have a walk shortly.  And then REVISE!

17 April 2010

We're due a blog.

Or I am. 

Blur beta is well good, love it.  Gonna buy that which is weird I don't normally get racing games.

Took part in the We Need Listeners Leader's Debate special alongside my learned friend Steven yesterday, we get the bruising alot (me moreso than Stevo).  I dunno when it's going up but it's been saved.  And no I have not been circumcised for the occasion.

Successful revision today, the sun was good.  Stumped by welfare gain/loss mind you. 

HMV in town is bollocks, no good cds I wanted.  Talking of music the new MGMT album is pretty weird but I liked a lot of what they're doing there so I shall listen again when I'm ready for tedium and pretention.

Oh wow it's not long until IRON MAN 2.  I am getting super excited.  Also exciting news about Joss Whedon both direction The Avengers and rewriting it along with the screenplay for Captain America: The First Avenger.  It ought to be handled well.  Very worried that the scene where Cap is a cabaret singer because he's deemed too valuable to be put in the WW2 field will go though.

Halo 2 sendoff was cool.  The soundtrack is still the best Halo soundtrack as I listened through today.  Wahey.

Pokemon HeartGold calls to me.  I must resist.

11 April 2010


You are about to tuck into a delicious game pie.  You cut it open and there is a fully intact eye staring back.

Time for a new blog post.

I may be slightly overdue.  Gonna have to be short I'm running a bath.

Bugger all going on right now.  Just anticipating Iron Man 2 alot.  And the Halo Reach Beta omfg 24 days? Had a major flashback to the launch of the Halo 3 beta this morning, since it coincided with work experience.  Listened to Incubus' A Crow Left of the Murder at that time and as I recall Spiderman 3 had just come out or some such.  Shit film, good album, fun beta.  What a difference 3 years makes.  Hopefully Reach won't be fucked up because of the loadouts, and it will be really good as a consequence of having them.

Oli said a terrifying thing to me yesterday when we were playing Halo 3.  It dawned on me more seriously than before that I'm gonna lose everyone.  That's horrible.  Coinciding with my uni nightmare this isn't a good thing.  I feel I am wasting my life doing nothing right now and wasting people.  It sucks.

Bit pissed that our odeon isn't showing Clash of the Titans in 2d.  Not paying £10 to see a film no thank you.  I shall wait for someone else to get the dvd.

I think the solution for this mood is MORE KISS.

05 April 2010

Bit of a bad mood for some reason.

Dunno why.  Seem to have been a little isolated today for whatever reason.  Haven't been out or seen anyone.  Little communication on MSN.  Just been one of those days I guess.

Got a cool Iron Monger figure who is currently crushing Tony's head between his palms.  Massive step up from the Iron Man 1 toyline that's for sure.  No stuck joints today either which is a boost.  Might go to Newcastle and see if I can't pick up War Machine and the mk6 armour there (to great cost) in the coming days.

Speaking of which, making a break for the north tomorrow to see the family.  Should be fun.  Ha.  Always get into contemplation mode when I'm away from everyone.  I am powerless to act so the mind wanders onto hypotheticals and such.  Marvellous. :/  Any contact whatsoever will be gladly received.  Of course free mobile internet should make things a little more bearable than usual.

My Gears 2 disc has vanished so that's a bummer.  Think I left it at someone's house but nobody has seen it.  DAMN.

31 March 2010

Just using this as a soundboard/notepad.

My options for yearbook comment are as follows as of now...

See you, space cowboy...
Hazzle Dazzle Razzle McShazzle 1991-2010 RIP
A mystery, wrapped in a riddle, inside an enigma
"Let your soul stand cool and composed before a million universes." ~ Walt Whitman
"If I could leave you with one thought, it would be this; everything, and nothing, is possimpible."

Ooh err.


Nice to know you.  Goodbye.
Stay classy Beaumont School

28 March 2010


a disjointed list of stuff.

Watched Armageddon.  Awesome Bay movie.
Watched Transformers 2 again.  God-awful Bay movie.

Unstuck the limbs of my Iron Man figure, he is so cool now.  Can ride one of my motor-bike Transformers!  Found him a kickass Final Fantasy stand so he can do flying poses his proper stand can't allow him.  Much fun was had.

Going to watch Kick Ass this evening, my hopes are high so hopefully I won't be highly disappointed.

Easter is approaching.  Hooray.

All coursework is out of my hands so its all good.

Clash of the Titans soon.  Sam Worthington is a bad man.

Just started reading Axe Cop!  It's amazing!


23 March 2010

Ain't there alot of blogging going on.

Haha yeah...
The next week is a crucial one.

15 March 2010


almost made it an entire day without having to speak to P King.  Objective lost.  It'll be a great day when I succeed.

08 March 2010


I'm going to see the Hottest Band in the World on May 12th.  I wanted the best and I'm getting the best.  This has been my dream for slightly under a year, isn't it amazing how [bush]wings take dream[/bush].

Haha Lewis Hamilton is small.

02 March 2010

So happy!

The sun is back, its warm, its spring time!  And we can all appreciate that can't we.

Listening to Kiss!  In the sun!  It brings back those old days and is super duper.

History coursework is finished!  The other one is on the horizon! English coursework taking shape at last!  More exalamation marks!

There is genuine optimism in the air.  It's amazing.

22 February 2010

The news.

Robert Pattinson is a wanker.

Fear me.

17 February 2010


Rut-roh I'm a cruisin' for a bruisin'.

15 February 2010

Woo time to give this blog some lovin'.

So listened to a couple of smodcasts today, very funny appraisal of Avatar.  Aaah.

Blogging is hard, can't be arsed.

Made a funny courage wolf/chuck using incubus' chuck yourself app.  Wooppee.

Gotta do some reading today. 

No I didn't win $1000 but its fun?

More to come I'm sure. 

Oh suited up twice this past weekend was well worth it.

02 February 2010

Won't Get Fooled Again!

You know I've got lots to do yet here I am wasting time on the internet.  This is the least productive of my list of things to do.

1) Mass Effect 2
2) Read 1984
3) Write an essay on Macbath
4) Plan English coursework
5) Do business research (might not be bothered who knows)
6) History reading


My economics alcoohol guide for the exam told me that to get to such and such an article I could just go in google advanced search and search for 'alcohol fueled ambulance'.  Doesn't strike me as a good idea.

I've got a sweet recommendation if you like youtube, there is this pretty cool dude called Philip Defranco who has a show called the Philip Defranco show (shocking I know).  Me rikey.  Might be more suited to guys I dunno.  He raises interesting points and points out some great links!

28 January 2010


 Hey this looks like a good substitute for doing work.

TEN things you wish you could say to TEN different people right now.  Did this a couple of weeks ago don't need to change it.

NINE things about yourself.
9. I am shrouded in mystery.
8. I love a good ol' debate.
7. I am afraid of most things.
6. I have simultaneously a high and low opinion of myself.
5. I am am not a racist.
4. I am concerned by the state of the world. The environment is the least of our problems.
3. I have lost my work ethic.
2. I haven't had many headaches lately, hmmm.
1. I overthink everything.

EIGHT ways to win your heart.
8. Be adaptable.
7. Be Romantic
6. Be forthright for god's sake.
5. Be sensible.
4. Be a brunette?
3. Be chillaxed.
2. Be like me.
1. Be clever!

SEVEN things that cross your mind a lot.
7. Work.
6. Me.
5. Many many alternate scenarios.
4. Those earworm songs that get stuck in your head.
3. Transformers
2. The night's television offerings.
1. Mass Effect 2 right now

SIX things you do before you fall asleep?
6. Brush teeth.
5. Put lip cream on and perhaps witchhazel for the spots.
4. Tune into LBC 97.3
3. Say my farewells.
2. Hoot like an owl.
1. PJ up.

FOUR things you see right now.
4. Forward Unto Dawn (ma xbox guysh)
3. LEGO replica of Cloud's bike Fenrir from FFVIIAC
2. Optimus Prime glowing pen!
1. Watchmen badge.

THREE songs that you listen to often.  At the moment the picks are...
3. Best of You - Foo Fighters
2. Baby I'm a Star - Prince
1. Unchained - Van Halen

TWO things you want to do before you die.
1. Get rich.
2. Be happy.

ONE confession.
1. I think I'm better than alot of people. :D

27 January 2010

Oooooh baby baby, won't you turn your head my waaaay. Oooh baby baby ah c'mon take a chance, you're old enough...

to daaaaaaance the night away!  Oh man Van Halen makes nothing but kick arse music and right now its VAN HALEN WEEK on Absolute Classic Rock. Totally the best music station ever to grace the (digital) airwaves.

Online player!

On a similarly awesome note, Apple conference in just over 2 hours should show off some sexy new stuff (refuse to use the word kit, its not tools and its not something a football team wears).

And Mass Effect 2 on Friday hopefully.  OMFG. If it doesn't get delivered I think I'll go pub or something.

Hell guys its looking good for the week ahead.  Well pleased with my awesome history coursework too, quite a relief after my umming and aaahing on whether I was hitting the spot.  I hit the g-spot.  Oooh yeah. Giggidy.

Until the next time.

23 January 2010


This freakin' kills!

22 January 2010

I've got V ELASTICS!

Sounds awesome right?  I can hardly open my mouth.  No dick sucking for the foreseeable future sorry. ;)  March hopefully Doc Malan will say 'right its over we'll arange the removal of the brace.  I'm not getting my hopes up but I've been on time so far so fingers crossed.


Any song where the singer announces 'guitar!' before the solo is pretty much awesome.

More later?  Doubt it.

19 January 2010

Thank's Twitter

shitmydadsays "No, I'm not a pessimist. At some point the world shits on everybody. Pretending it ain't shit makes you an idiot, not an optimist."

Wow inspiring words there, reflects my own beliefs amazingly.  PREPARE FOR REALISTIC WOE! 

17 January 2010

It's still January!

But I think everything's gonna be aok.  (y)

15 January 2010


This would solve all of my problems instantly.

I got no pleasure out of today so far everthing has been meh.  This is starting to become indicative of my life. This must stop.

Its like everything pisses me off.  Tolerance is down to zero.  Couldn't find a film I wanted to watch.

Maybe its my sleeping?  It's been odd this past week... many extremely odd dreams.

Realy annoyed with pessimism.  I'm like realism's champion, and you know what the two can coincide when really is really bad but you know what some people manage to turn every situation into the worst it could possibly be and to me that's just annoying.

Fucking snow hasn't gone away grr.


Guess I'm jaded and years of skepticism has finally dawned on me.  Not that there's anything wrong with skepticism.  Also I'm really jumpy about people being wrong.  There are assumptions flying about and I can't get behind that anymore. Plus I'm getting quite argumentative.  This used to be fun because I had a reason.  No more.

Plus its January and you know what that means for me since 2006/2007ish time.


All in all I'm hoping to be in a better place by the weekend's end but you know what in all likelihood nothing will have changed.  That seems to be how it goes down now.

14 January 2010


Serious blog post incoming!!!!!

11 January 2010

Haha Laura has the right idea.

OK let's do this shiznik.  Don't have enough things to write so I'm make this a top 5 super sentiments!  Let's see if I can make them lyrics. Nah that's too hard.  Accompanying emoticons I THINK SO.

1. Don't get any big ideas, they're not gonna happen. ;:\
2. This propensity to 'tease' like an episode of Lost is not going down well with me and many others.  Drama queen. >:/
3. Suck it up my friend, it lacks comfort and there are better models on the market. :\
4. Get a grip for gods sake its pathetic. :/
5. Take the hint. :|

If anyone fancies guessing I'd be more than happy to tell you you're wrong.  Not that people read this haha.

OOH came up with a new one!

6. Get on with it so I can get on with it. ;)

09 January 2010

Adult Themes

So there's the first bit of that adult content I have been promising.  A truly sexual image right there.  Fun fact: There is a transformer accidentally named after a double ended dildo.  Nexus Maximus.  Check it out.


03 January 2010


Yes its bloggin' time once more as I've broken down the halfway barricade of the history coursework and am once again riding the wave of success (I can feel it).  I am also wearing the greatest garment known to man, the dressing gown.

Saw a list of the hottest geeks of the last decade.  DAMN.  Brian Crecente wins.

He really is a cool dude that Crecente, and he looks like the egyptian bloke from the mummy.  Runs a tight ship with Kotaku.


So yeah school tomorrow not worried, got morning at home as usual which is super lovesexy.  Frasier time!  And then to the mighty 1000 words mark AND BEYOND!  Which reminds me Buzz should come out of his box.

Caught the end of Uncle Buck today, great film. :)


Did you like that padding I did there with the picture?  Great job huh?


Top Gear was pretty dull today.


NPH deserves to win the last decade's gay off, that Barrowman pretender is just a twat.  Plus it was well funny when he was trying to land the lesbian last week on HIMYM.  God I miss that being on nightly, and I miss the time when I had access to the dvd of the first serious so I could watch it all in one go ((with vomit breaks)(aaaaah October 1st)).

So Assassin's Creed II was VERY awesome especially all the religion and mythology they have managed to work into a BRILLIANT universe and origin.  It was like Christmas coming late.  Our current conception of religion is so boring.  And the pope so weak, we need to be able to fist fight again.

Chaos City sale was somewhat disappointing.  Got some comics on sale, not bad.  Iron Man is taking an age over not alot and I'm pretty sure the art has gone downhill.  How come there are 2 Captain Americas now? How the hell is Stark in his position right now, he has super awesome tech these days.

Really must buy Harold and Kumar 2 soon, can't wait to see what silly adventures they get up to.  Finding it hard to believe Kal Penn is now in the White House but then again these are unbelievable times.

Until the next time,
resquiat in pace.