Yep the one day you get something free at the comic book shop is about to arrive and here I am stuck where the comic book shop is boring. And small, even compared to Chaos City. Instead of moaning, I would like to write about the benefits of the day and why for all you non-readers, FCBD is an occasion in your honour.
|And we haven't even TOUCHED Japan yet.|
Another thing I wanted to speak about was the numbers rating system that causes much contention (I'm guessing in kitchens?). Men seem to approve, finding the translation of women's (and I quote) 'levels' into numbers to be militarily precise and easy to quantify, because we're men. And women find that numbers are so impersonal they will deny all similarities between the numbering and their own personal comments about attractiveness of their desired gendre.
Staring blankly at lecture notes I mused about my own standpoint of the system and I think my balls momentarily disappeared as I realised that really the number system, as good as it is on an impersonal level, cannot be applied to individuals you are actually engaging with on a more than visual level. I can only imagine the number system being an obstacle to relationships as you realise your buddies will be judging your chosen companion on the objective scale whereas you have been blinded (perhaps the wrong word, in fact probably the wrong word) and are on a subjective scale. The realisation that you too are being judged must be unpleasant.
But then with virile bounce my testes returned to their resting place, finally coming to my senses that the personal rating and the impersonal level coexist perfectly. I'm unsure how to explain this in words but I think the personal scale is a far more important indicator NOT of physical attractiveness. Two people of the same 'level' or 'rating' will find themselves rating the other higher surely. So what we have is really a great mechanism to match compatible people, provided they're not giant egoed head in the clouds wankers. Nobody in mind when I wrote that by the way, totally innocent! Thoughts from both genders please?
With that fantastic ramble out of the way I felt I should create a playlist of sexy music. So armed with my sexometer I figured I would comb iTunes. Here's some of the results, filtered for stuff I already mentioned in my 3 Blog Post 30 Song Challenge!
Destiny - Zero 7
Go With The Flow - Queens of The Stone Age
Funktion - Jamiroquai
Electric Intercourse - Prince
Last Night A DJ Saved My Life - Indeep
Inside of You - Hoobastank
Bodies - Cee Lo Green
Drinkin In LA - Bran Van 3000
Pour Some Sugar On Me - Def Leppard
Summer Romance (Anti-Gravity Love Song) - Incubus
Evidence - Faith No More
Pretty much anything by Maroon 5.
13 minutes to midnight, I keep my promise to myself and to all twitter followers. Well done for making it down this far, I'm certain the quality of written communication was low this time but what can you do, I am a busy man. Hope to write something more exciting next time, might have to be exam related and judging by the email I just received this will not be a victorious tale. Until next time...